i feel really bad for the people that stand on the street and hand out flyers. not bad enough to take one. but still, pretty bad.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
the other day i found a wallet in the middle of the road. i loveee finding people's wallets. its happened to me like 4 times. people get really excited when you call them and tell them you've found their things. it's nice making people's day. the last time i found someone's wallet was at the beginning of the summer. i had to track him down fbi detective style because he was unlisted but with my encyclopedia brown skills i managed to get to him through some numbers of people that were written down on paper in his wallet. it was exciting. he kept saying how can i ever repay you and i told him he should call me if he ever finds my wallet. i thought that was pretty clever at the time. it's actually not really that funny.
anywaysss. this time i opened the wallet i found and the guy's picture was the scariest picture i have ever seen. like the creepiest blankest meanest mug shot face. and his wallet was full of business cards for criminal defense lawyers and messages about his court dates. and band-aids. ew. i dropped it off at the police station last night. i don't want anything to do with that scary wallet. you should never judge a book by it's cover. but sometimes you can judge a person by what's in their wallet.
i need these glasses in my life. if i don't have them by the end of the summer, i will die.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
im addicted to grapefruits.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
popping balloons are my worst nightmare. i'm not joking. balloons popping around me literally gives me the most anxiety of my entire life. last night the dance party had balloons and it was stressing me out so much. popping balloons and jellyfish. my biggest fears in life. when i was 4, i lived at the beach and i saw a little boy get stung by a jellyfish and then watched his dad pee on him while he layed (lay?) on the beach screaming. i have probably been in the ocean for no more than 5 minutes at a time ever since. i don't know where the balloon thing comes from.