so remember my new most prized possession- my beautiful 80s ebay bikini shirt? welllll. imagine my excitment when it came in the mail to my house and then imagine my dismay when the shirt was made for the size of a build-a-bear!! i'm SERIOUS- it says one size fits most but what they forgot to say was one size fits most BABIES. thanks a lot matthew from seattle, now i know why your feedback is only 99.3%! because .07 percent of the time you trick people with baby bikini t-shirts.
UGHHHHHH. all i wanted to do was wear the bikini shirt as a cute little summer dress so that people would be like wowww nice bod, great bathing suit, omg wait no! that's a t-shirt!? but i'm not fooling ANYBODY when that 80s bathing suit crotch is above my belly button now am i?
if anybody knows a trendy baby, let me know. i have a present for them.
4 comments:
OH NO. THAT SUCKS. it totally made me giggle though. not at your expense, just b/c your so good at decribing things.
http://www.laraines.com/covandbod.html
;D
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Darn that Matthew from Seattle.
On the plus side, it made for an excellent blog post. Made me laugh audibly.
Hope you're doing well!
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