worst dressed 08

the fun thing about dressing the way i do and taking as many pictures as i take is that every few months i get to go back and have my own mini worst-dressed list.  i've discovered tonight through careful dissection of my i-photo library that my worst outfits tend to fall on the nights i decide to forgo pants .. unfortunately for me, this is 99% of the time. anyways. below are a few gems i have found along the way. shield your eyes.

i think i honestly thought. what would be realllly necessary for a fun night? a bowling ball, a straw hat, a mexican shirt, and leopard socks. PERFECT.

somebody take the orange heels away from me PLEASE. i got them in italy 5 YEARS AGO. get over ittttt. lovely hair bow though.

i spent more money on the 1 pound sugar daddy than my entire outfit. 

one time, i wore this. 

ok fine, if i'm going to embarass myself, i may as well do it honestly. one time, i wore this. 

and this...

stripes, diaper shorts, moccassins? chloe?? it's time to let the bag go. really. no matter how "really excited yeahhhh hahaa" that you were. give it up.

oh umm haaayyy guys i just didn't want you to forget where i lived. and that i love sequins! and spandex! oh fine, forget it. i actually like this outfit.

this vest was funny. so funny that i spent 13 dollars to take it home with me and be even funnier.

really, the best thing to wear with high waisted american flag shorts is the vest i used to wear as a waitress. and tie-dye. and tights. and keds. OH MY GOD. get a mirror.

very flattering. 

in case you can't tell, these tights sparkle. i don't really think i need to say more? oh, the saddle shoes. 

the point of the story is. sometimes i wear ugly things. it's not to say that i'll stop wearing them. or even that i'll start wearing pants. i'm just saying that i'm aware.