good morningggggg america.

this morning, mel and i went to the today show to see no doubt. i wanted to go at 4. she wanted to go at 7. she said we weren't 14 and did not need to be in the front row. i said i was 15 and did need to be in the front row. we compromised on 7:20. we were in the back.

i honestly did not see gwen stefani at all. but everybody else and their moms did. really, there were a lot of moms. dads, too. it was a bizarro crowd for a band that was most popular when i was 13. the only times i would actually catch a glimpse of gwen were through other people's cameras. i would jump up and down and strain my neck and she would be nowhere to be found and then bam. on the foreigner's camera in front of me. she was an optical illusion. anyways, "sorry i'm not home right now, walking in a spiderweb", is one of the most terrible/best lyrics.