funniness and a frozen turkey

so, i just want to say.. despite my lack of posting lately, it has come to my attention that people think i'm hilarious. and i mean, really, you don't need to tell me twice. if anyone thinks i'm hysterical, it's me. i think thats actually what makes my incredible wittiness a little bit less impressive because for every hilarious blog post you read, i'm re-reading and congratulating myself on what a funny person i have turned out to be. hahah just kiddddinggg. sort of. no, i'm not kidding really. that was the kind of just kidding you throw in because you SHOULD be just kidding but you're like nahhh i mean what im saying. but seriously, i am so funny that barbara was "peeing her pants".  she's kind of easily entertained though so i will also include photographic evidence of someone telling me how hilarious i am.

no jokes. just sayin.

anywaysssss, allow me to take a break from my hilarity to tell you a tragic story. welllllll, i was in richmond this past weekend and while we were driving, my cousin told me a horrific story about a horrendous highway accident in arizona.  the highway alone is terrible enough to me, but there's more. apparently, a woman was driving when a group of teenagers threw a 20 pound frozen turkey out of their car window which then crashed threw the woman's windshield and hit her in the face. AHHHH. it is the most terrible story and one i wish i had never heard because i was hallucinating frozen turkeys flying at my face every second i was behind the wheel and i am scared it may stick with me for the rest of my life. terrible.