ANYWAYSSSS. our wireless died. can you believe it? i am EXASPERATED. and linksys, the little bitches excuseeeeeee my language that make our router were not at all willing to help me. at all!!!
this is how our conversation went:
me: hiii good evening, i hope you are having a lovelyyyy day. our wireless is broken. it stopped working 5 days ago. we payed 30 dollars to set up the wireless 3 weeks ago. can you please help us get it up and running again!? it would be MUCH appreciated. (smile smile nice nice i SWEAR i was cheery and chipper)
computer devils: yes of course we are happy to help you after you pay another 40 dollars.
me: that is UNACCEPTABLE! we will NOT pay 70 dollars for 3 weeks of internet. i am APPALLED. i am FURIOUS. i am DISSAPPOINTED. i am FRENETIC. (i am thesaurusing synonyms for furious) pleaseeee can you help us? it will take you 3 seconds.
computer devils: yes of course we are happy to help you after you pay another 40 dollars.
me: let me talk to your supervisor
supervisor devil number 1: yes of course we are happy to help you after you pay another 40 dollars.
me: UNNACCEPTABLE AGAIN!! let me talk to YOUR supervisor.
supervisor devil number 2: yes of course we are happy to help you after you pay another 40 dollars.
me: I AM INFURIATED. let me talk to YOUR supervisor.
supervisior devil number 3: yes of course we are happy to help you after you pay another 40 dollars.
me: THIS IS ENRAGING. let me talk to YOUR supervisor.
supervisor devil number 3: i don't have a supervisor.
and now WE don't have wireless. UGHHHHHH.
it is really quite terrible. you see how i say quite? isn't that cute? that is because i have been hanging out with adorable brits and their posh-ness is rubbing off on me. but just a little bit.
ANYWAYS. not having wireless means in order to use the internet you must have your computer plugged in. (duh, i know.) and in our apartment, having the computer plugged in means you are using the tiniest little mini baby junior cord that can barely even wrap around my wrist as a bracelet!! when you are plugged in you are PLUGGED IN. you are basically sitting on the router. you are eating the cable box. your nose is pressed to the tv. all just to check a little facebook and write a little blog. terrible.
but while i'm here. i may as well share with you some thoughts. i saw a little girl going to karate class yesterday. she was SOOOO cute. punching and kicking and jumping in her little white outfit. she was only a white belt so clearly she totally sucks at karate but the idea of karate class is realllly appealing to me. you are basically doing a sport just to get outfits. AND when you've reached the ultimate pinacle of outfit chic-ness aka the black and white suit, you also have the ability to beat up robbers and chop wood boards with your hands. A-MAZINGGG.
one time, i tried to do a sport for an outfit. i did a season of soccer. i love talking about it because it is really the only athletic-ness of my life. i never really say it was just a season either. i like to throw it in when people give me this look of shock like WHAT? you didn't do SPORTS? and then i say i mean... i did soccer in highschool. little do they know it was for the uniform. totally backfired on me though. i got stuck with baby blue. NO ONE wants baby blue. i was hoping for purple or black and white polka-dot. nope. i had blue. and my coach made us match our socks so you couldn't even get creative.
also, jen and i saw 500 days of summer the other day. it was soooo good. now i feel like i should cut my bangs so i can be like zooey deschanel because she is the cutestttt. i bought popcorn and it was like 17 dollars or something ridiculous. i say 17 because really it was 7 and that doesn't sound worth blogging about but really it is quite atrocious. quite. awww, so cute. i was wearing the cutest little floral dress but i didn't want to butter it up so i sat through the movie with my dress tucked and looped like a midriff circa 4th grade and let my little shorts be butter pants. you always have to have butter pants at the movies. i have a pair of jeans that are my movie theater butter jeans. they are stained and greased and perfection for eating 17 dollar movie theater popcorn. with layered butter. yum.
in other news, i need new picture faces. lately, i've been really stuck on dead face and obnoxious face.
(dead)
(obnoxious)
they are terrible and repetitive. i need new looks. and i REALLY need wireless internet. love yaaa.
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