oh just some modeling pics.

i didn't go out last night because i was lazy and tired. instead, i had snapple lemonade and cheetos and took pictures of myself in my new hulk t-shirt.

the hulk shirt is SOOO good. it's almost impossible to put it on without wanting to make the hulk upside-down smile pouty face. verrrry difficult to replicate but i really tried.  oh and also while i was at it, i had to show off my nail polish AND do the artsy bangs in the face picture because i couldn't JUST do hulk faces. that would be boring. and then also while i was at THAT, i decided to get some hat accessories because i couldn't be JUST wearing the hulk t-shirt with hulk faces without also throwing in my new marching band hat and mickey ears. ya know? i love the marching band hat SOOOO much. it's really really something. at first, i bought it and thought hmmmm this is a great little prop to decorate my room. turns out, it's an even greater little prop to decorate my head. i want to wear it every day but ALSO i bought mickey ears from party city and i want to wear them every day too. it's a real scheduling dilemma. i find that life is a lot more fun when you have props on your head.

i also bought a blondie t-shirt which is incredible in it's own way but doesn't really compare to the hulk. no offense, debs. i mean she has realllly incredible make up and hair but the hulk has bulging veins that actually stick out of the t-shirt. but blondie was a good buy too, for a day when i feel like wearing a fancier t-shirt. i bought it because it reminded me of a funny story about my mom at a blondie concert but when i left the store i realized that the blondie concert was actually with my dad and the funny story with my mom was at a kenny loggins concert. whateverrrrr. ok fineee, i'll tell you the story since you're probably on the edge of your seats now wondering about it. one time, we went to an outdoor kenny loggins concert. you know kenny? he sings that all time great rock and roll hit- "help me if you can.. i've gotta get back to the house at pooh corner by one.. you'd be surprised, there's so much to be done..." something about counting bees in the hive and chasing clouds in the sky... (ok i'm not going to lie i know the EXACT words to the song but that just seems SO uncool) ANYWAYS. we had bought subs and drinks before the concert and of course the security guards would not let us in with the food so instead of being a normal family and eating them before we went into the concert, my mom had us hide the food. eighteen different times. so that we could be repeatedly rejected entry. it was honestly something like "ummm sorry maam.. we're going to have to have you open your bag. hmmm, the subs again. yep. you're going to have to take that outside of the gates." and then round two.. "righttttt... um sir, is that a sub in your left sleeve? yep, really sorry but we can't let you in with that." round three. "the family has subs down their pants. do NOT let them in with the food."

anywaysssss after the 38th rejection, we ate the subs outside like a nice normal family and then joined the mosh pit inside for the raging sounds of kenny loggings. and now i have a beautiful blondie t-shirt to commemorate the night.

xoxo gossip girl.