Thursday, September 3, 2009

a story about shoes.

i judge everybody by their shoes. i'm sorry if that sounds shallow but ummm this is just the way i was born. shoes are EVERYTHING. in to kill a mockingbird, atticus finch said somethinggg along the lines of "you can never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes" and i COMPLETELY agree. more importantly, though, i believe on judging a person by asking the question: would i WANT to walk a mile in their shoes. i know, it's deep. just call me aristotle.

on sunday, i was at the park and i happened to look down at the feet of a boy standing next to me and caught a glimpse of the most atrocious pair of shoes i have ever seen in my life. so atrocious, in fact, that i have googled the shoes to bring them to you now. shield your eyes.

HOWWWW terrible??! i put the picture up and then got nervous that if someone was just skimming my blog (you know like one of my international readers.. i have some... just sayin) and saw the shoe picture they may think that i'm writing an entry like OMG guys these are the cutest shoes ever i NEED them in my life. i have ensured this confusion will not happen by writing omg (bad).  

they are toe shoes!!!!! toe shoes?? how foul. i don't even want to see anyone's toes in sandals so i most DEFINITELY do not want a covered shoe to be split into segments to look like toes. terrible.

anyways. i can't just leave off on this note of repulsiveness so allow me to bring you a pair of shoes that i believe are good! (heart heart heart)

beautiful print. beautiful design. beautiful shoes. now picture me wearing them with polka dot ankle socks that fold down with a little ruffle AWWWW and purple tights. i know, sounds like a dream right?? k byeeee.

1 comments:

kat said...

the first shoes are just ridiculous! why would someone wear those???

second shoes= AMAZING. i would probably break my ankle in them but i would buy them anyway just to look at them and make my friends jealous. :)