famous.

ok, i'm sure you all already know about this because you've most likely already picked up your 2010 toy and miniature poodle calendar BUT on the rare chance that you haven't, let me share the big exciting news with you.

it seems a member of my very own family is miss january! that's right. please direct your eyes to the top left corner of the second picture below which i have conveniently circled for you in neon green to see little scooby and max, my granma's dog, putting on their fiercest america's next top model faces.

i'm very proud of the little cuties but to be honest, they're looking a litttttleee bit stiff. you're miss january, boys!! loosen up!! roll around a little! and that cover girl?? she's looking a bit proper to have made the front spot, don't you think? that blue collar is totally washing her out! give the girl some bling!! this is the COVER for toy & miniature poodles 2010.

really, i'm only criticizing because i'm jealous. i wanted to be little miss poodle 2010. BUT. this isn't about me. this is about scooby. so congratulations, babe. don't let all this newfound fame go to your fluffy little head.

the saddest story ever told.

sooo last night i was planning on going out but i decided to take a quick little power nap around 8:30 so i would be really energized and awake for a night on the town. flash forward to 3:04 AM when i am still tucked soundly into my comfy bed (seriously, STILL?? did somebody drug me??) when i was awoken by a text from my friend maxx. "lady gaga was at sway. she sang a song."

first of all. friends don't text friends about a secret surprise appearance and song by lady gaga AFTER the fact. friends CALL friends the second gaga enters the room so that the friend who is "napping" and OBSESSED with gaga can jump out of bed and into a cab. after she applies a little eyeliner. obviously.

it took me until 6:02 to even return to a peaceful sleep because i had to lay in bed tormented for three hours by the fact that ummm why was i SLEEPING when gaga was just like ohhh hey ok i'll go to the bar oh yeah i guess i'll sing. la la la paparazziiiii. well really, that's not entirely true. for about an hour, i stressed about the fact that i missed the gaga sing-a-long. for two hours, i stressed about the fact that some of my friends could have been at the bar to enjoy the gaga sing-a-long!! and i knowww that sound's really selfish and stuff but i guess i AM really selfish and stuff. and if i missed gaga, i don't want my friends to be with gaga having fun. i want everyone to be at home and miserable that they missed out on the party too.

and that is all. a quicker text message next time puh-leaseeee. long live lady gaga.

blah blah.

i'm SOOOO excited for halloweeennnn. i think i'm going to have a really good costume this year. i've been planning it since last year when i was a real idiot too cool for school loser who decided not to do halloween. i know, i know, it's really lame. i had this weird thing where i was like "ewww i don't NEED to dress up for halloween. i dress up every day of the year so tonight i am NOT" really, that's what i said. it was even in a bratty tone of voice like it sounds and i am SO sorry for that temporary little slip of judgment. basically, i sulked in sequins while everyone else dressed like bananas and power rangers and kittens and stuff like normal fun halloween respecting people. anywayssss this year i'm going with a better attitude AND i am going to be gene simmons. ta-dah.

alsoooo jen gave me a new baby octopus ring. i don't really know if it's a baby but that makes it sound extra cuteee. (awwwww) see below in the smallest tiniest worst picture to show off my new blingaring. (omg was that kind of a really good new word!?? webster, where are you? i have good material here!!) anyways, ladies and gentlemen, my ring.

ANDDD i wore my bikini t-shirt in real life and not just like on a photo-shoot for my blog. (ooo that sound's uncool) anyways, it was a hit.

and for the grand finale, here's pictures of me and lea doing photobooth on my mac. i know i should be over it by now but i'm not. 4 pictures in 4 seconds?? that's so cool!!!

k bye goodnight.

it's a party in the usaaaaa.